Keith Lard

Keith Lard is the Fire & Safety Officer of The Apollo Bingo Hall. He goes by the nickname 'Dogtanian' by Patrick.

Appearance
Keith has blonde hair with curtains. He also has a moustache and glasses. Keith also wears a hi-vis jacket with 'FIRE' on the back and a blue shirt underneath the coat and a black tie.

Obsession with dogs
According to Patrick, Keith interferes with dogs in 'the very worst way'. Patrick also quoted that when Sparky accidentally on purpose drove into Keith on his bike, Sparky found a load of dog stuff.